Straight

'When we started seeing each other, Miracle told me it was no big deal, that we were just friends who happened to be spending some time as lovers. Eventually, though, we moved in together and started a family. Seven years and three beautiful children later, she suddenly announced that she was leaving, that she had found somebody new. Between sobs I told her I felt let down and betrayed.

'Oh, come on,' she snapped, rolling those lovely, limpid eyes and shaking her head in disbelief. 'Don't give me all that. Are you seriously trying to say I wasn't straight with you?'

- Anthropology, Dan Rhodes

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